-- Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to a Killer Whale --
or, How My Life was Nearly Ruined by an Un-Jewish Hippy.
In which I went to Stacey's for dinner and stuffed myself to an ungodly amount of stuffage, causing a party in my mouth but a funeral in my stomach. The party got overcrowded and I was like "blahhhh" the rest of the time. And then I ate a cookie or two. My motto was "eat, drink, for tomorrow we die."
In which Andy burned my gloves... (that was actually kind of funny. the fingers were smoking and everything. he felt bad. poor guy.)... but then he bought me 2 pairs for Christmas! Snow and Knit. The snow ones are warmer than the ones he burnt actually... so now I decided he can burn anything he wants. Just dont burn me. Because it doesn't work that way. heh.
In which I can't wait to come home now and I am really really tired of school.
In which I have heard Stephan Curtis Chapman, Amy Grant and Keith Green all in the same day and am like "gee I feel like an eight year old again." It was crazy.
In which I went ice skating, and was bad and waddled like a penguin.
In which I like people and am happy.
In which I have to leave in four minutes so nevermind.
bye.
6 comments:
In which I'm glad your gloves were replaced. He really went the extra mile, didn't he? Nice.
Just wanted to inform you (and your friends) that I plan to take very good care of you when you come home. I hope to address some of those nutritional areas of neglect I hear about. It's amazing your brain works at all! To start with, I've just harvested a new long brewing batch of Kombucha! Yummy.
I've taken note of your food requests as well, I'll be sure have Nacho makings on hand, but you can still wash it down with my brew.
A big congrats for the update on your final today, we're proud of you and all your hard work. Is this too long? I don't know all the rules of this blogging world...
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Mom
its not too long but you should know that i will keep over 5 ft away from that 'shroom juice. i dont know why you are trying to drug me like that.
and no drinking keifer/filmjolk in the car or closed spaces. and no meatloaf where i can smell it. and that goes for yams too. thanks for the food, i'll keep you updated with my menu. im excited.
hahahaha. yam pie. Make yam pie with instant hot white chocolate mocha!
dont forget the taco bell.
even tho i love taco bell now.
Haha! I love your posts, Ash. :D
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